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Following the successful launch of the Nintendo 3DS last week, Nintendo fans got a treat when it was revealed this Friday morning that the next version of the hand-held portable would be called the “Nintendo 4DS”, and support what game industry experts call “time-altering software”. |
The Infinite Generation Portable
| One of the lead developers was quoted in an interview as saying “After pioneering motion-based controllers and releasing the first 3D device that doesn’t require goofy glasses, we figured space-time vortex manipulation was the obvious next step. At Nintendo, we don’t just think of our products as ‘gaming devices,’ but as devices that let you alter the fabric of space and time itself”.
President and CEO of Nintendo of America Reginald “Reggie” Fils-Aime was also quoted as saying “Cha-ching!”. |
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Nintendo software engineer Hubert Farnsworth said that the device uses patented time-extending and compressing software, based on the same technology that makes standardized tests seem to last forever.
“Once we realized it was possible to warp time through the mere application of algebra and geometry, it was a simple leap to designing a working time-warping chip (TWC),” Farnsworth said. “I can’t imagine any problems with putting this technology in the hands of children.” |
Nintendo had no comment on rumors that 11th Century Chinese Emperor Shigeru Miyamoto, whose name is the same as the famed creator of Mario and The Legend of Zelda, was actually a time traveler from the future who used his collection of innovative platformers and game mechanics to conquer the country in less than 2 years.
What do you think? Will Nintendo’s ability to make you your own grandfather pay off or will it be crushed by Sony’s PSP2, which supports a revolutionary (for Sony) touchpad.
Future Release Date
Nintendo also announced they will have the device finished in a couple hundred years. Despite this production delay, Nintendo promises they will then use the completed Nintendo 4DS to travel back in time so that the device will be available by the holidays. Price is expected to be around 50 trillion dollars, and comes with a 2GB memory card, RAR (really-augmented-reality) cards, and a plutonium charging station.
But will it have any good games? If not, then it’s just another Nintendo gimmick like the Super Scope 6!
Martin,
this is fake 😛 April fools!
i laughed so hard at this. “Price is expected to be around 50 trillion dollars. You can use the device to go back in time for holidays.” Haha good work
Yeah not possible 3d is possible but, going threw time as they said not ever gonna happen. You can’t reverse time. As for graphics 4d thats where you can touch the 3ds object out of the screen such as the hallow gram singer hatsune miku. The ds software size can’t support that kind of power to do 4d. It need to be bigger to support all the nesacery hardware to make it work. Nintendo is aiming there heads to high.
As for the games they will just have to stay 3d. They might as well make a 5 screen ds system that fols up in flat screens for $400. For the next nintendo system.
lol 4ds? this made me laugh especially when Martin asked about what game’s there going to have I hope he was joking.I wish they made it now then I could get a really big loan buy it then go get the 18ds or something like that lol.
come on everyone knows if it was created nintendo would not put the time and effort to bringing millions of them back in time to sell at 50 trillion dollars and no one would buy it cause hey would go bankrupt right after they bought it. well it would buy. cool legend of zelda is also cool. peace
Aprils fool! xD.. Fake, fake, fake!
Really funny joke – it must be very impressive!
Plus, people will know its a joke because it says “Nintendo software engineer Hubert Farnsworth said that the device uses patented time-extending and compressing software, based on the same technology that makes standardized tests seem to last forever. ‘Once we realized it was possible to warp time through the mere application of algebra and geometry, it was a simple leap to designing a working time-warping chip (TWC),’ Farnsworth said. ‘I can’t imagine any problems with putting this technology in the hands of children.’ Nintendo had no comment on rumors that 11th Century Chinese Emperor Shigeru Miyamoto, whose name is the same as the famed creator of Mario and The Legend of Zelda, was actually a time traveler from the future who used his collection of innovative platformers and game mechanics to conquer the country in less than 2 years.”
That line is very fake, cause Farnsworth is a cartoon character (FUTURAMA FTW XD), and Shigeru Miyamoto isn’t a time traveler. This event will NOT happen, but it’s a funny idea for Nintendo.
Great Job! 4.5/5
like its ever going to happen XD
Nahh thats fake theres no such thing as 4d but if someone decides to invent it then nintendo might decide to make a 4ds but who knows what nintendo is thinking right now there can be a 3ds xl in the next couple of months !
I will invent one by next tuesday if I win the lottery (ha ha ha)
… Time travel… It’s possible. It mite sound crazy 2 most of you but there’s proof of time traveling. Basically don’t knock it till u try it
I want a 4DS, Is it real or not? :)!!!